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russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
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you don’t know what ducks are up to under water
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
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for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
(via officialjaygatsby)
sometimes i remember that dudley’s nickname was big d and i really don’t want to know why dudley’s friends called him that
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